festive frankie.

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my-darling-boy:
my-darling-boy:
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

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john-and-jimmy:

This is so cute..!! ❤

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

reallyreallyreallytrying:
imagine a crow. wrong. that was a raven. now imagine a rook. no. you absurd charlatan. you fraud. that was a crow
i cannot believe this post managed to educate my ass without the use of visuals

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kaden-needs-a-hug:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
i’ll be honest. part of the reason i’m not into sex is it’s a team activity and i hate those
oh mY GOD ITS IN WORDS

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perks-of-being-chinese:

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

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incorrecttua:

Klaus: One time, I cut up.. an avacado. And there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the.. the avacado pit in my mouth.
Ben: The entire pit? You put the en-
Klaus: Yeah. And I started to just kinda *gnashes mouth* eat the meat off of it.
Ben: Yeah.
Klaus: And at that moment I was just like, if I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat. And ever since then I’ve kinda been terrified of avacados.
Klaus: BUT, the other thing is, I always thought, what if I did die then?
Ben:
Ben: Fuck dude

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Anonymous:

all I'm saying is that somebody should edit the scene where Vanya is playing the apocalypse suite with megalovania instead

incorrecttua:

incorrecttua:
I’m a huge fan of the idea of instead of playing a violin rendition of phantom of the opera for the opening, Vanya plays All Star by smash mouth on the kazoo. Everything stays just as dramatic
I just wanna say this is inspired by a guy who I saw at karaoke night who sang All Star by Smash Mouth with the backing of Imagine by John Lennon, and replaced the vocals of the final chorus with a kazoo instrumental

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cloudfreed:

twerkyvulture:
a-gay-homosexual:
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry

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